weekend quiz
question 1
why was this weekend awesome? (pick 5)
a. jimmy eat world is amazing in concert, especially when the set includes 23, work, hear you me, pain, and sweetness.
b. steve irwin and arnold schwarzenegger impressions never get old, even if it basically the exact same thing last year
c. we watched crouching tiger, hidden dragon (though i fell asleep and maaaaaaaybe snored)
d. pine springs ranch was very fun, especially saturday afternoon sports
e. we got a girl to drink the hot chocolate into which she'd just 5 minutes earlier dumped a large amount of salt (with the hopes that someone could be tricked into drinking it). (she should be happy about this. it won her some cute points. it also lost her some smart points. or maybe she knew that this would win her cute points, and was doing all this for my amusement. false. it's a widely acknowledged fact that girls will do most anything to find my favor, but this kind of scheming is smart and manipulative, and girls just aren't capable of that, right?)
correct answer: A, A, C, D, E. "A" should be circled twice, possibly with hearts.
question 2
the st. louis rams are *best* described as which of the following?
a. 0-4
b. pathetic
c. still being cheered for by most Los Angeles bandwagoners
d. a decent matchup against the new orleans saints
e. wankers that are single-handedly costing someone his fantasy football season
*best* correct answer: E
question 3
list 3 movies that are currently playing in theaters:
answer: i'll pretty much accept any answer. i have no idea myself, and don't really care to (though i'm sure i could be persuaded).
question 4
at the round earth's imagin'd corners, blow
a. your trumpets angels and arise
b. your nose
c. hard. as in, "oh tobias you"
d. blow blow your chance at the postseason, silly mets
e. bubbles
answer: A. we've donne this all before. suppose i could have said "death be not proud" but everyone's heard that, and this way i appear slightly smarter than a simple wikipedia search. this is an illusion. it's just that i've explored different avenues (clicked different links in the sequence that led me to this place. a familiar place, because we sang a song in high school using these lyrics.)
question 5 (last one, cuz i'm getting tired)
man's best friend =
a. dog
b. cat or other animal not dog
c. car/truck
d. computer
e. woman
answer: varies. i'm always amazed though by people who can care for more than one for any length of time. except an ant farm. those little guys really don't need much human involvement.
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