ok, it's not really for you. i mean, sure it is. but mostly it's a thank you for when you write. even if it's from china, brian. i did most of my best write thinking when i was abroad. or working for the newspaper. yeah, cos thinking back, a bit of my abroad writing was to jill. hi jill. i miss writing to you.
this is going to turn into an open letter to everyone, i'm thinking.
how to study during test week:
- make sure you haven't learned much all quarter (no thanks to me not making time to study with you, sarah and danelle. sorry. things were not good. we can talk about it later, if you really want to know, and i kinda hope you dont.)
- read through all the notes the day before. haphazardly. with frequent naps and drink breaks.
- wake up the morning of and read through all the notes again. hooray short term memory.
- race through the test as fast as you can so you have maximal time to study for the test tomorrow. or, as was the case this morning, so you can take an extra long nap before you go see spiderman this afternoon. thanks for coming, ryan and ginger and john. sorry i got all mixed up and sat on the wrong side of the theater. hope you wrote that paper, stina. duv, did you do any homework tonight? did you even eat dinner? those cookies dont count as a meal. mom's not home, so yes, i do get to say that.
we should play hockey this weekend. or rail baron again. eric and craig, i think you're the ones who need to be paying attention to this. (oh also, we're gathing a posse to go get jarrod on may 19. he gets back then.)
i watched the office just now. maybe i'll wait a week and then talk about it, just so you can see it if you haven't already. this means you danielle and erik. (oh, erik, you also belong in the above paragraph. or are you going to greg's faculty lunch thing saturday? also, have i told you my plan for your bachelor party? we're going to a bookstore for the 7th harry potter book release. i'm very excited)
hi doug. hi peter. if i was to fly up for graduation, can you pick me up in portland or seattle or something? i know, that's worse than asking for a ride to LAX.
hi kat and albert. hang in there. boards will be done soon and then you're practically doctors. i mean, i'd let you give me a breast exam. and if you wanted to palpate mediastinal lymph nodes, well hey, just go for it. it doesn't make sense to me, but what do i know. maybe your skinny fingers can fit through my intercostal muscles. there's only one way to find out.
hi alex rodriguez. will you please start hitting again? my fantasy team needs it. remember, there's no "i" in fantasy team. (on an unrelated note, there is "fantasy meat" in "fantasy team." if you cared. i sure dont)
hi bill watterson. i think you're still alive. please create some more calvin and hobbes for me. besides providing me hours of entertainment, they are great gifts for surprise 3/4 birthdays.
dear dr. werner,
i have objective tinnitus, because all those facts i learned for today have become dislodged and are rattling around in my head and it's annoying as hell. no. annoying as billowing clouds of gnats. (which i think is associated with infectious endocarditis (do we know what it does in the heart, like murmur-wise? because i know what it does everywhere else) and sarcoidosis (and i hope i get some of that sweet band keratopathy))
i sure use parentheses a lot. i should buy them in bulk.
dear alter egos,
how many of you are there?
jarrod,
summer check list (and we have to do 5 or more of the following): hollywood bowl, daisuke, some soccer game (chelsea or whatever), risk 2210, some rpg (mmo counts). am i missing anything?
dear strongbad,
what's the best way to make your associates (and/or dissociates) throw you a surprise 3/4 birthday party?
jw
redlands (as in the color of the dirt here), california
or you can pretend i'm "junior asparagus" from "veggie tales" but actually dont because i dont want any vegetables at my party. it's too much of a moral grey zone. (which is silly, because i've been a part of active youthinasia for a couple years)
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