Monday, May 21, 2007

pis aller

correlation may as well be causation. no media i know bothers to separate the two.

time for the old "peace vs. truth" debate. no no, this isn't luther and erasmus (i mean, it is, but not tonight). tonight it's "heroes" and biochemistry.

in no way do i expect to do well on my biochemistry exam tomorrow. i imagine i'll pass (but i always imagine i'll pass a test. i have a terrific imagination. which is why i prefer people not to wear clothes that "leave nothing to the imagination" because then there's a whole lot of talent going to waste.) but traditionally, i do most of my best learning the night before a test. so really, this is my best chance to learn a whole lot of biochem. so, advantage productivity.

there's no good reason to watch heroes tonight. tomorrow night would be just as good. better even, because i'll have really nothing to do. well, i sorta told my dad otherwise. he asked what i planned to do to celebrate being done with tests. i replied "copious amounts of alcohol." he laughed. it'd be a lot funnier if i actually drank and he didn't know about it. otherwise it's just me being a smartass.

speaking of which....



i've probably watched this 15 times. diminishing returns hasn't set in yet.

well, it's all been settled. heroes it is. hiro desu. thanks for all your love and support.

what? that wasn't the logical conclusion? look, i'm no logician. (wait, that's a real word.) look, i'm no statistician. (wait, still too close.) look, i'm no ration. (like a biscuit? gravy?) look, i'm no aberration. (hmm, don't want that being debated.) look, i'm no abortionist (well, i aborted the study idea). whateva. whateva. i do what i want. i kick puppy dogs with steel-toed boots.

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